Here are 20 festive (and delightfully cheesy!) Christmas cracker jokes to bring some giggles to your holiday celebrations:
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What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker! -
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose. -
What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap! -
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite! -
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
“Quit hanging around!” -
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
He keeps a log. -
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles! -
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia! -
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus' weight when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger. -
What’s Santa’s favourite place to deliver presents?
Idaho-ho-ho! -
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks! -
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet! -
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause. -
How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle.” -
What do elves do after school?
Their gnomework! -
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
“Stick with me, and we’ll go places!” -
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. -
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsellitis! -
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes! -
Why did the Grinch go to the off license?
He needed a little holiday spirit!
These are sure to bring some laughs (and groans!) around the table. Enjoy!